A Little Q and A With The Commissioner of the BCS, Mr. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, who joins us from his BCS underground compound hidden somewhere in middle America…
BCSWTF : Thank you for joining us Mr. Commissioner. We are truly honored you could be with us today.
Saeed al-Sahaf: It is my pleasure to be here to tell you of the great conquest of the BCS! Once again, we have shown the world a righteous and logical way to determine the national championship, praise be to Allah.
BCSWTF : You must be truly happy with the way things have worked out in the BCS rankings. You have a great matchup in New Orleans, between LSU and OU, and another in Pasadena, with USC and Michigan…
Saeed al-Sahaf: Once again we have crushed the infidels who doubted us!! Let there be no doubt that our computers and logisticians have created an impenetrable formula, one which has vanquished all doubters so that they might eat camel carcass at the table of the devil!
BCSWTF: I see. We think it is an ingenious plan you have put together, where the big Hawaii vs. Boise State game determined the outcome of your rankings, very devious! How did your committee come up with such a plan?
Saeed al-Sahaf: Our computer programs are written by men with great honesty and integrity. This was not always the case, as prior to our great conquest the national champion was determined by blood sucking heathen coaches and football writers who had spent their entire careers in the sport. Praise Allah, we surrounded them with our tanks and brought about a better solution.
BCSWTF: So you do not think it is a problem that Southern Cal finished at the top of both polls - number one - but is not in the BCS title game?
Saeed al-Sahaf: The Trojans of Southern Cal are a weak and feeble bunch! I tell you they could be beat by my own children!! Praise Allah, if they had played North Texas, Baylor, or Louisiana Monroe they would have lost by 8 touchdowns in each, I promise you!! Do not speak such lavish nonsense to me!! The infidels of Southern California have no claim to our bowl, may they rot in hell!!!
BCSWTF: What do you think of Pete Carroll's claim that the national championship will be controlled by USC if they win the Rose Bowl?
Saeed al-Sahaf: Who are in control? They are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves! The gum chewing infidel Carroll is not worth an old shoe in a gutter. Do not speak to me of such nonsense. Next question!
BCSWTF: Do you anticipate any changes to the BCS formula for next year?
Saeed al-Sahaf: It is our hope to keep the righteous formula as it is, praise Allah, for the next 1000 years.
