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And now, we get to the important stuff… How about those cheerleaders? |
 USC has the hottest cheer squad on this or any other planet, the Song Girls. No jumps or tricks, just big boobs and sweaters. Glory!
SCORE: ERECTION 10
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 They look damn good to us, especially with that "Cream" colored logo on their chest. The OU Pom Squad!
SCORE: 9
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 We couldn't find a pic without guys in it, and the girl in the top middle seems a bit hairy, but hey - sometimes we're into that.
SCORE: 8
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Do they have a male cheerleading squad? |
The USC "Yell Leaders" do pushups in their sweaters after every touchdown. That's a lot of pushups, but we still think they are queerer than a three dollar bill.
SCORE: 3
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Each guy in this picture has a girl on his lap. We would make them call us "Daddy"
SCORE: 5 |
They wear purple, and carry pom poms, but you have to give them props for sneaking into all the pics with the girl cheerleaders (see above).
SCORE: 4
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Do their fans kick ass? |
USC fans are far and away more dedicated than those of any of the local pro squads… but that is like saying Connie Chung has perky tits.
SCORE: 7
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OU fans are dedicated, drunken, and like to eat their corn the long way. Is there another reason to go to OU besides to be a football fan?
SCORE: 10
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They know how to party. They fight through the heat and humidity. A lot of them are French. French girls are snotty, but put out.
SCORE: 9
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What about their fight song? |
"Fight on, for old 'SC
Our team fights on, for victory!
Our Alma Mader Dear,
it's up to you,
Fight On and win
for old 'SC!"
"Fight On" and "Conquest" get more play time than Paris Hilton - but are undeniable classics.
SCORE: 9
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"Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner, OK U!
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, OK U!"
Complex…
SCORE: 6
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"Hang on to the ball as you hit the wall, And smash right through the line! You've got to go for a touchdown. Run up the score. Make Mike the Tiger stand right up and roar. ROAR!"
Need we say more?
SCORE: FROSTED HOMO FLAKES 5
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What stadium do they call home? |
 The 93,000 seat L.A. Coliseum. Goes along with the whole Roman thing, and happens to be the single most historical stadium in the land. Host to Olympics, Super Bowls, and World Series.
SCORE: 10
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 "Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium at Owen Field" is a quaint place that holds about 82,000 people. The Gaylords paid a lot of money to get it up.
SCORE: 8
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 92,000 seat Tiger Stadium. A fine venue, but last time we checked, "Death Valley" was an exit we only stopped at to take a leak on the way to Vegas. Vegas baby!
SCORE: 9
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