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Does the school have lots of hot chicks? |
 Next time you go to a big airport, walk around and look for the gate with the best looking women. That plane will be headed to SoCal (or Vegas if it is a Thursday afternoon).
SCORE: 10
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 Most of the good looking ones leave to be life long waitresses in L.A., but the ones that stay are sweet and naughty, if you can avoid the shotgun blasts from Dad.
SCORE: 9
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 Three words are all you need to know here:
Girls. Gone. Wild.
The hottest? No. Can they party? Hell yes!!
(Funny… I don't remember the old guy with the beard being there that night…)
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What's the best line to pick one of these girls up? |
"I am the assistant to the executive caterer of 'American Idol.' Wanna see where stars are made?"
SCORE: 6
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"My pickup has a turbo-diesel and can haul 3 tons of manure doing 95 mph on I-70. Wanna go for a ride, baby?"
SCORE: 4
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"Wanna fuck like rabbits?"
SCORE: 9
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What are the odds of the above line working? |
25 percent if you can stand upright, 75 percent if you can actually take her to the set.
SCORE: 8
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No woman, deep down, and I mean none, can deny the desire to make love in a pickup truck full of crap.
SCORE: 9
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1 Hurricane: 60%
2 Hurricanes: 85%
3 Hurricanes: 95%
These numbers are reversed if it is you drinking the hurricanes.
SCORE: 10
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And Finally… WHO HAS THE BEST TEAM? |
The best team in the land, if you ask the media, the coaches, or anyone in L.A.
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The best team in the land, if you ask anyone in Middle America, besides those attending K-State.
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The best team in the land, if you ask…. Uh… LSU and SEC fans.
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But, who would WIN if they played? |
Because the BCS is flawed….
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…and because the Bowl system makes a lot of money…
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…We will never know!
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